highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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andrewsadrian:

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”

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harrysadad:

"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses

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sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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jimmyneuteredtron:

imageKim Pastabowl

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pollyguo:

Everyone is Lonely

Writer: Heather Anne Campbell 
Storyboard Director: Whitney Tang, Jay Hasrajani

I was lead character designer in this short done in Matt Marblo’s style

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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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queen-the-arrow:

gotpronmymind:

rtrixie:

enervat:

thecrazytealady:

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

*screaming*

Imagine if little love hearts appeared like this whenever you’re thinking your crush
It’d get so annoying

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

omg so cute

WHO MADE THIS?????????? THIS IS JUST SO CUTE.

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smilodonmeow:

artbymoga:

I have this weird thing where I don’t feel hungry until I am absolutely starving, and then there’s no going back.

I am always #2.

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vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.



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This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

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voltorbo:

when you type oaky instead of okay

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