sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via ruinedchildhood)



thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute

(via hate)


sonianeverlime:

bogleech:

jesus-lizard-journal:

There’s an episode of Chowder where he’s learning to write legibly and they do a montage of him fighting letters as things that start with them

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Then there’s this one

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What

WHAT THE FUCK

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smitethepatriarchy:

queerjourno:

murdercityboulevard:

catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

oh lord this needs to actually be a thing

Please.

(via lordenglishisa-jeffersonstarship)


gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

(via deltadawnderp)


Make Me A Centaur

iguanamouth:

tylersvathings:

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5 Make Me A Centaur

Make me a centaur in this endless, empty void!

Art by the awesome Iguana Mouth

Scared Curly Haired Dude - Me

Chill Dragon Girl - Jay

real tears are coming out of my eyes

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gurl:

yaassss.


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momofficial:

when u take a long vacation and come home

momofficial:

when u take a long vacation and come home

(via ruinedchildhood)



crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

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eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

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